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I am that shameful kind of person who wants things to happen and enjoys when they do.
— May 20, 2025 05:54AM
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Eli Haupt
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I’m standing by Jacob’s preface idc what the narrator says
— May 20, 2025 05:56AM
Eli Haupt
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What tenderness! It turns out I am that kind of fragile person who likes when the things I want to happen do in fact happen
— May 19, 2025 11:46AM
