Eli Haupt > Recent Status Updates

I’m killing all men except that dairy farmer

“damn that woman for making me aware of my feminist principles.” <3 him tho

I cannot outsmart this book

Reader is shocked to find words have meaning and New York is New York

This book has everything. Incest. Lyon. The Baghdad House of Wisdom. Gay people. I could go on.

Well this is good from page one

I am afraid of thematically-bound short story collections.

I worry this has been on my shelf so long I’ve outgrown the genre..

Every month I reread the Paul Auster introduction to feel something. Never beyond that. May this book languish eternally on the shelf, writhing and delirious from lack of attention. Starving for it as its protagonist starves! And now we backpedal so as to appear chill. This is a book.

“Women may be bad, but they are not so bad as men in these things!” Finally! A moment of clarity and perspective! Drown, drown in it!

It seems I only read during the cold months

I love Angel

Self-soothing 102

Reread bc my brain is melting

noice!

I’m standing by Jacob’s preface idc what the narrator says

I am that shameful kind of person who wants things to happen and enjoys when they do.

What tenderness! It turns out I am that kind of fragile person who likes when the things I want to happen do in fact happen

Thomas Hardy I am in your debt

guy who can only confront differences when playing Disco Elysium (me)

Divine intervention brought us together I think

I’m getting concerned because I feel like this book crawled inside my mind and saw my deepest wishes and turned them into this book.

by the throat

shhhhhhh

you’ve charmed me. I’m charmed.

Chaol Westfall they could never make me hate you

(the cycle repeats)