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uh oh. nostalgia reading again!

the fmc has the same name as me (something i never see!) AND is a bookworm??? say less this was literally made for me

i just have to say reading this on the campus of the university of montana while also being a student here is a wild experience

yeah so idk why my brain thought i’d escape re reading this when i’ve watched the movie three times already

this makes my bi heart BURST

wow i literally started my yearly re read of this exactly a year ago today. im nothing if not a creature of habit.

i don’t like missing out. i get FOMO i need to be apart of the hype.

chain of iron is for the romantic girlies

i’m going to need mskingbean to rewrite the harry potter series in a similar way to this, thank you very much.

i know they are setting up possible herero romances with both rachel and ann but i can’t help it. i hope they both get together instead.

i can already feel my heart contracting. this is gonna devastate me i just know it.

i like the multiple unreliable narrator thing it’s really challenging me to read between the lines to get the real story. but i gotta say, warren has to be the most correct narrative. mans can’t seem to lie 😂

“It did have that kind of feeling where…you know you’re in a time of your life you’ll remember forever.” that hit me right in the heart. you can literally feel the warmth and see the rose tinted filter from this part of the book. that’s how it feels looking back at similar times in my own life as well.

camila and karen 🥰🫶🏻🥰🫶🏻🥰🫶🏻

warren is a national treasure already

let the tandem read commence

MANORIAN HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD ALREADY

declan is the BLUEPRINT. i am obsessed with him

rowan and the suriel are both unhinged gossip queens and i’m living for it. i will forever mourn the fact they never got to meet.

i don’t really like roe if i’m being honest. which hurts me to say. and maeve is kinda getting on my nerves a bit too. fav character gotta be fiona she’s cool af (they are 16 to be fair i should give them a lot more leeway)

let’s ignore the fact that i’m reading a christmas book in march

jamison is my newest book boyfriend

dorian havilliard may be a will herondale DUPE (i checked and infernal devices does in fact predate tog) but i don’t even care cause will has been THE BLUEPRINT for my type in men and i love him dearly.

mr dorian….you know what you’re doing giving me all these butterflies 🥴

my guilty pleasure is celebrity memoirs and i won’t apologize for it

i would do unspeakable acts to have a face to face conversation with this man

im reading a book off my tbr??? who is she???

not digging how siddhartha talks about him self in third person. a nit picky thing, i know. it’s gotta be a translation thing or a 1919 thing but it still irks me. i’m easy to annoy.

didn’t realize i was such a sloot for memoirs from my fav celebs until this year

as if i couldn’t fall more in love with this man. he is so witty and has such incredible insights i cant.