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the way she casually weaves magical realism into this knocks the breath out of me

let’s just lean into the GR app being impractical and petition for an auto-play profile song feature, à la myspace

I hate how reading becomes difficult when I have depression stints, because normally it’s one of those few precious activities that make me feel like life has any meaning 😅 make it make sense, brain

the mogul of melancholy

please doctor, these alcoholic farmers’ sense of masculinity…it’s toxic

supreme deity of environmentalism

(works from home as an essay scorer 8 hours a day)
(impatiently waits my entire shift to finish work so I can do what? …continue reading 😂)

why must she end so many of these on such an unsatisfying note?? or maybe I’m just dumb? whatevs this is very good nonetheless

the invisibility drug one is haunting me.

Could someone CashApp me $10mil so I can spend the rest of my days traveling, eating, and reading and not worrying about petty human problems like rent and bills PLEASE 😭

I swear sometimes I want an adderall prescription just so I can conceivably read through all the books I want to read in my lifetime 😫 or a clone that I share a brain with maybe? can I get a brain clone please??

I swear sometimes I want an adderall prescription just to power-read through all the books I want to read 😫

He's really cooking in this one and Ashbery is the sous-chef

Morning idea: GoodWeeds: a horticulture app where everyone reviews different weeds they find in their gardens based on aesthetic, effect on neighboring plants, how difficult they are to pull out, etc.

jennifer’s body is the citizen kane of diablo cody movies

It’s my bday tomorrow and I’m not on speaking terms w my family (they are all Trumpers and my partner is Black; you do the math). Venmo me so I can get a treat? 🥺 @dayyowl

it’s friday and i’m checked out so i’m going to read Shirley Jackson at my desk and see how long it takes for someone to yell at me 😷

ohh not the medieval gas pack!!

by all means this is masturbatory and overwritten, I can tell already, very Male MFAcore, but it’s fun and chicago-themed and perfect for getting back into a regular reading habit. I’m enjoying it

‘Besides sleeping, what do you want out of life?’
‘I wanted to be an artist, but I had no talent,’ I told her.
‘Do you really need talent?’
That might have been the smartest thing Reva ever said to me.