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My eyes wander across the gorgeous yacht. “Just how rich are you?” I
finally ask.
“Pretty rich,” Snabe informs me. “I didn’t really earn it, though. I was
written into incredible wealth by Chuck Tingle, the author. You can’t really
just be a bad boy in books like this, you’ve gotta be a billionaire bad boy.
It’s kinda toxic, actually.”

“It’s a trope in romance. The more of an asshole I am in this part of the book, the better the payoff is when you change me later on.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“It’s okay,” the parasaurolophus continues. “Just as long as it’s clear
this is fiction. In the real world, you should probably just break up with
someone who acts like this, or even quit their class.”

"He’s covered in tattoos, giving his scaly green canvas an even more exotic edge, and his eyes are wide and yellow. His face is covered in a perfectly timed five o’ shadow, not long enough to be a beard, but nicely emphasizing his dark features and strong jaw. His hair is long and dark, providing an angsty, gothic frame to his handsome mug.
He appears to be a Parasaurolophus."

Snabe. His name is Snabe

"
The sentient motorbike realizes her mistake with such sincerity that
I’m suddenly pushed back in the opposite direction, believing that she
might’ve actually been genuine with her initial compliment. “I’m so sorry,”
she gushes. “I’m Dellatrix and this is Braco.”
"

I found this book on Pinterest, claiming to be a funny Harry Potter-inspired book to spite JK for being horrible.
Let's see how it goes.

“You will think me foolish. But I wanted to be a fairy queen, to run
barefoot through the woods, to sing like a bird and fly through the trees.”
She smiled. “To be able to talk to the animals.” She laughed. “How my
brothers and I used to dart about the yard flapping our arms and squawking like magpies.” And he saw the joy on her face as she lost herself in the memory.

This is everything VVITCH wanted to be.

I gotta say, the dialogues read as generic as fuck. Some of their conversations could be easily been had between all the other couples in this series.

She writes the name of the protagonist in every possible paragraph. Girl chill, I'm not forgetting her name

My digital footprint is fucked after this one

Man, I wasnt prepared to cry because of Aunt Isabelle

FRANNY FUCKING OWENS PUT HER FUNERAL BLACK DRESS AND WENT TO HER EX'S BRIDAL PARTY AND SERVED C U N T.

Vincent? Vincent what are you... oh... OOOOOOOOOOOOOH OH I GET IT NOW. Wow I feel stupid, all this warnings from Isabelle and Franny and i not once saw it coming

Part three coming up and I'm deeply sad to see them all suffering. I'm so scared about Vincent's future and poor Haylin alone in the world.

Okay, let's start part two but before that

I understand, from a writter perspective, the whole losing the virginity arc that Vincent had. But as a person, have a fourteen year old boy have sex with a thrity year old woman just to show that he is irresistible and cursed with beauty... girl, that was a choice hun.
Choices were made in some publishing office and that was that.

I always appreciate the way Alice Hoffman makes me crave a life I never had with the intensity of feeling almost a state of mourning for not being inside these characters live style

I immediatly love Franny

Light it up Bryce
Light it up Danika

Fucking fire sprites man

He made his brother proud. It took him a while and some fuck ups, but he did. He truly did, my precious baby boy

YES ETHAN BITE THAT MOLDY SWORD TO PIECES, IM SO PROUD OF MY BABY BOY

"I'm some weird demonic test tube baby" Again, the one liners have me dead

AND IM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING EXECUTIONER" I'm dead, this book has so many flaws but gods the one liners hit so good

Lidia motherfucking Cervus woke up from that coma, served CUNT realness and said "this is about me now" and you know what? I fucking love her for that. Drag Ruhn's ass on the mud girl, you deserve it

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMEMT FOR ITHAN???? You have to be really sick in the head thinking about putting my baby ithan on that position against his potential alpha. I'm not forgiving you for this one Sarah

Turururururu let's go girls

I'm a hundred pages from finishing my edition of the book and I feel like my brain is cooked. Baxian is who's mate? How the fuck did that happen.

HYPAXIA???? OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE YOU CHOSE THE ONE GETTING MARRIED, GIRL?

My head is spinning, I'm going to read something peacefully so I can give myself a mental break

Third part, we doing this

Oh my god I'm constantly in a state of panic over these dumb bitches yelling to the wind and beyond about their rebel plans. I could never be a spy