Mim’s Reviews > Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus > Status Update

My eyes wander across the gorgeous yacht. “Just how rich are you?” I
finally ask.
“Pretty rich,” Snabe informs me. “I didn’t really earn it, though. I was
written into incredible wealth by Chuck Tingle, the author. You can’t really
just be a bad boy in books like this, you’ve gotta be a billionaire bad boy.
It’s kinda toxic, actually.”

“It’s a trope in romance. The more of an asshole I am in this part of the book, the better the payoff is when you change me later on.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“It’s okay,” the parasaurolophus continues. “Just as long as it’s clear
this is fiction. In the real world, you should probably just break up with
someone who acts like this, or even quit their class.”

"He’s covered in tattoos, giving his scaly green canvas an even more exotic edge, and his eyes are wide and yellow. His face is covered in a perfectly timed five o’ shadow, not long enough to be a beard, but nicely emphasizing his dark features and strong jaw. His hair is long and dark, providing an angsty, gothic frame to his handsome mug.
He appears to be a Parasaurolophus."

Snabe. His name is Snabe

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The sentient motorbike realizes her mistake with such sincerity that
I’m suddenly pushed back in the opposite direction, believing that she
might’ve actually been genuine with her initial compliment. “I’m so sorry,”
she gushes. “I’m Dellatrix and this is Braco.”
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