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stag do is such a funny name for a bachelor party

goodness how about a “once upon a time”?? noo instead, kid shot their dad for incest with their siblings like damn

the first story centered around poo was a little much for me. I have to say I do not get the deeper meaning

ah yes the tried and true method of getting a cat so your boyfriend won’t break up with you. i’m familiar

ok this is my fav so far

being a bully in college is actually embarrassing - what is this?? grease uni version?

bro i just want one of these guys to understand that he feels so protective and jealous around her BC he loves her!!! i mean i know men are dumb but DAMN i need better mmcs

hmm

i think i would like this better at a different time. rn i'm just in the biggest slump

bro they have been in this cabin thing for like 20% of the book... how much sexy time can you have?? he's supposed to be on the brink of DEATH

so the sex magic didn't work.. darn

i need more bombs and less boy. i hate a man who thinks he needs to be a hero when he could just let miss girl bomb a jail instead

this is actually insane. i want to ask how the hell this even happened but its happening rn too just with a different group of people

obviously i knew this wasn't going to be happy but damn

not HGTV

this feels like a textbook and i keep zoning out. maybe it's because im listening to it but i seem to be having the same trouble with the writing style as other reviewers... the author feels the need to describe whether his female patients were attractive or not... i just don't see how that is necessary to the subject matter. disappointed but might dnf

man, now im just sad

yeah, duh, he literally already pulled this on you once and u didn't see it coming again?

I mean yeah I kind of figured it wasn’t going to be that easy with the “final battle” being only halfway through the book

bro just tell him, i desperately hate this trope

because these men ain’t what!!!!???? shit

reread for a book club let’s gooooo

oh.

holy cow I had no idea this book is almost 500 pages….. that is one of my biggest pet peeves with contemporary romance like keep it 350 MAX

I have not heard a bad word about this book. we’ll see

wow I feel empowered to go to space. do u think the whole “being good at math” part is essential?

“when the men with guns, who have always claimed to be against the system, start marching with torches and pictures of a leader, the end is nigh.”

u know when we were all rightfully disgusted about the galaxy leggings in The Love Hypothesis??? well i've got a new one, he's wearing a tie OVER a TSHIRT......

ur frontal lobe develops and u literally die