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it's just a little slow. i need more to happen

it's actually rude to talk about snow and christmas when it is hell on earth outside

i will never understand why we only shame the women in an affair. your LITERAL HUSBAND slept with his ex and you're yelling at her??? telling her that her child will suffer unless she has an abortion?? so fucking wild.

i'll say it if no one else is brave enough.... i'm tired of the sex man. how is she even alive?

she literally crazy rich asian-ed her. i’ll never understand crazy boy moms

ok she is fast paced i'll give her that

i don't hate this as much as i thought i would. it is cheesy but it's getting better. we'll see how the ending holds up.

i am so close but i want to throw this book im so done with it

i don't understand the mustache thing

therapist reccommended eow

aren't we 28???? your high school bully should not be asking you in public who you're sleeping with. thats so weird

broooo i’m trying to root for you but it’s getting increasingly harder and harder

a man does not need to be this mysterious. he clearly has mommy issues and sister issues. show yourself ennis

as someone in a healthy relationship, i don't want to believe her partner is the one killing all these teenagers butttttttt he's kinda giving me *vibes*

so.... did she kill the mistresses.... or .....

yeah, the people were right. this is a bit of a slog

claiming "ownership" of someones not divorced husband only a year after their son disappeared is CRAZY!! AND AND! YOU'RE THE GRIEF COUNSELOR!!! GIRL!

i have thoughts...
1. ACAB
and
2. it's giving very "girl on the train" vibes

why would you call mickey mouse.?…?.?.? men are so dumb

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girl, honestly im impressed by how easy you murder a man WHILE on crutches

is it okay if i already hate everyone??

i mean i knew it was tentacles but who knew tentacles could be wholesome??

BEA!!! THAT WAS CRAZY!

girl lie on the stand for him, it’s only perjury?!??? likeeee

go pete

when the hot dog vendor at the local farmers market shows up at your house and asks if he can wash your hair, you say yes... what other answer is there?

"she clicked the link immediately. she clicked it joyfully. she clicked it ecstatically and with full cognizance of the multiple warnings from the lone IT guy who served the whole county government and could not convince them to use two-factor authentication even if it made them a sitting target for ransomware. Bring on the ransomware! was Loretta's attitude."

I never thought i’d say this but I could do without the weird romance side plot