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my tummy hirt

its like ok logically i understand why sloane isn't getting a divorce from her loser husband to bang her hot TA who's clearly into her but i still think it should happen bc this is a book and i'm tired of her bitching and moaning about her husband so sue me let's get messy idgaf!!!!!!

god this book is boring its also insanely overdue at the library so i’m reluctantly slogging through

men aint shit fr

i like that im almost 150 pages in and the hobbits just made it to bree when that was like minute 30 of the movie lol

like A LOT more singing…peter jackson should have made the movies musicals idk

a lot more songs than i expected

books where every woman is described by what her tits look like 😮‍💨😻

jacob vs being the most annoying character ever created