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genuinely so confused bc how did he mesmer the one person that can’t be mesmered while he has on cuffs that don’t allow him to use his powers??? literally makes no sense. “you didn’t know” william shut the fuck up i am the un-mesmerable lady and he cannot access aether what do you mean i “didn’t know”. there’s nothing to know bc this is an illogical situation????

need selwyn to teach briana how to curse out ppl in ancient welsh

we could trust the reader more. i’m not an idiot that needs all the exposition dumped on me at once. i am so frustrated with YA books like that. just because you are writing for a younger audience doesn’t mean they are idiots

skyrim yaoi

steve trevor being part of ICE is so on theme. like yeah, he would do that

wonder woman predicted ICE??? this came out a year before everything started going down and i find that very wild. they have officers called AXE deporting amazonians bro how did they do this???? disturbingly accurate

kaz ur such a bonehead. but today you didn’t lie about your feelings for once. and i appreciate that.

i just hope whoever came up with the idea for conversion therapy is burning up in hell.

just imagining this is what it’s like to be gay in saskatchewan bc oil guys are slightly different than ag guys. (my cousin wanted to take me to ag night at the bar and i was like “what’s egg” and it stood for agriculture 😭😭 this place is so made up bro. i love it in an ethel cain, visit it every few months type of way. living there might be worse than here actually. tho i respect farms more than oil)

this is getting quite homoerotic. bro (dracula) said “this man belongs to me” bc some woman drank blood from jonathan and the woman said “you never love” to dracula. since when were we talking of love girl??? vampirism as allegory for homosexuality is eternal. vampires are so gay.

why is dracula kinda a sweetie

BUKOVINA MENTION. i literally have vampire blood in me it’s confirmed. dracula literally ukrainian lowkey

DONT PUT A SPOON IN A PERSON HAVING A SEIZURES MOUTH BRO???

stranger things season 5 ah plot. it’s possible that maybe we could’ve just left this with raven king and idk like none of these books have hit the same. just making me think about how much ive changed and how much they’ve changed when really they could’ve stayed the same forever. i need to reread bllb and idk when they get tgh but i need to cleanse the timeline and see adam and ronan happy

in the wise words of hennessy: declan is “a boring man with a boring face and i don’t want to get close to his awful life in case i get some of his boring microbes and shit into my aura”. EXACTLY u read my mind babes

ah man i forgot how maggie stiefvater writes the most hatable characters. it’s like she’s trying to make declan even more insufferable. “hey ho the working day”?? what is he one of the seven dwarfs???? they’re not supposed to be hatable either. nothing will top gray man. god i HATE that man. but declan and jordan are TESTING me

the thought of foo fighters being “obscure music taste”

yoo whaaatt. omg i know too much info why would they ever uncensored her like i just feel like i didn’t need to know this. she’s lowkey….kinda gay bro this is crazy

is very funny to think of kurt cobain working at the YMCA. preschool swimming instructor?? that’s crazy. also he finished an entry about finding shapes in clouds and stuff and came back to say “once i saw jesus on a tortilla shell”. this man is so unserious

damn akasha really said men are the root of all evil let’s kill all men come on lestat

goddamn jesse is a nepo baby of the highest order i’m actually so jealous she doesn’t need to worry about anything. they freaking bought her a house, funded her degree, bought her a car, funded her archeological digs. why can’t my family be rich vampires im so jealous

i love that the yaoi is doomed in this instead of the yuri. no more doomed yuri only happy yuri. that’s what i want in the year of our lord 2026