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Letsssss goooooo

Just when you think it can’t get any worse… it gets x1000 worse 😭

Okay I know this is not the point BUT GODDAMN SHE’S FALLEN ROYALTY???!

Nelly does not get paid enough for this shit

Bruh the men in this book have no plans or understanding of the consequences of their actions 💀

Listening to the Kate Bush song while reading this IS SUCH A VIBE

Wait so you’re telling me Heathcliff is going to be played by a WHITE man despite everyone around him calling him RACIAL SLURS and a character upholding the social hierarchy is BEING PLAYED BY A BROWN MAN? Emerald Fennell count your days. Emily I’m so sorry that you can’t even rest in peace.

Okay but ngl I’d be pissed af if someone barged into my house uninvited and unfamiliar to me. Lockwood is annoying af

HELEN DIDN’T DESERVE ANY OF THIS

WE STAN GILBERTS IN THIS HOUSE. GILBERT FROM ANNE OF GREEN GABLES AND WILDFELL HALL WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN. WHEN WE SAY NOT ALL MEN WE MEAN THESE KINGS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I’m screaming Mary Millward is a QUEEN. Girly just wants to stay home and play with cats 😭🫶

Whenever her name is mentioned I unwillingly think of Azealia Banks

Bruh not Cormac criticizing the depravity of human nature when he got with a 16 year old when he was 45 I-

Let’s just say there’s a reason white men love this book..

I get the feeling perhaps I am not the targeted demographic…

It’s not looking so good

I hate it here

I’m sobbing on behalf of my ancestors. JAPAN HOW ABOUT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE YOU WAR CRIMES.

This is not a contemporary romance. It’s fantasy bc where are all the hot respectful men in STEM 😪

I might drop this

Bruh I’m sobbing for everyone

Okay I think this book is finally breaking me. I NEED SOMETHING STIMULATING AND ACTUALLY GOOD PLEASE SEND HELP THIS BOOK IS THE EQUIVALENT OF LITERARY FAST FOOD AND I NEED VEGETABLES

LET’S GOOOOOOOO

Legolas fangirling 😭

STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN 🚨

Bruh Rosalie is the only one with critical thinking skills in the family and she deserves better 😭

bruh bring wholesome Jacob back :(

Sam & Bill are so cuteeeee 😭