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they're late ! WHAT THE !@#$%^&*

“In five seconds,” Michael said instead, his gaze intent on Lia, “I’m going to tell you that I love you. And if you’re still in the room when I say it, you’re going to know.”
Whether he loved her. Whether he didn’t.

oh that's sick... i feel sick (╥﹏╥)

wait cassie, lia, and sloane they're literally the powerpuff girls omg ksgjskfgks

michael is that one guy friend you have... you know the one

“I dare you,” Lia said, relishing each and every word, “to kiss Dean.”

GURL i will love you forever lol

He leaned forward, close enough that his forehead was almost touching mine.
“The devil’s in the details, Cassie. I never said that Porsche was my only car.”

they're kinda cute idk

“Killed by one of their own, though.”
“How do they know that?” asked Sejanus.
Shut up! thought Coriolanus. Knowing Sejanus, he could be one step away from confessing to a crime he didn’t even commit.

they're kinda funny ngl

“I think a lot about how much I hate you,” I say with no conviction.
“I think a lot about how much you hate me, too.” His smile is tender.

cute

this book is soooo long. almost 200 pages in and the games haven't even started yet pls 😭

“I must have loved you a lot.”
“You did.” My voice catches and I pretend to cough.
“And did you love me?” he asks.

STOP ! wrap it up 😭

Several sets of arms would embrace me. But in the end, the only person I truly want to comfort me is Haymitch, because he loves Peeta, too. I reach out for him and say something like his name and he's there, holding me and patting my back. “It's okay. It'll be okay, sweetheart.”

OH i'm already crying 😭

Annie. Uh-oh. Totally forgot her. “Don't worry, I took care of it.”

lmfao

I don't know what it is with Finnick and bread, but he seems obsessed with handling it.

wait why lol

I'm stopped by the sight of Finnick kissing Peeta. And it's so bizarre, even for Finnick, that I stay my hand. No, he's not kissing him. He's got Peeta's nose blocked off but his mouth tilted open, and he's blowing air into his lungs.

LMFAO katniss what's up

wait they did her archery training so much better in the movie actually

“On the seventy-fifth anniversary, as a reminder to the rebels that even the strongest among them cannot overcome the power of the Capitol, the male and female tributes will be reaped from their existing pool of victors.”

this is absolutely DEVASTATING if i was katniss but fucking BRILLIANT if i was snow lol

“The earlier revision has been revoked. Closer examination of the rule book has disclosed that only one winner may be allowed,”

fuck y'all changing the rules at the last minute it's no wonder they started a revolution

The blonde hair, the green eyes, the number... it’s Glimmer.

WHAT

In fact, he’s probably cursing me out right now for dropping the ball during such an emotionally charged moment. But Peeta somehow catches it.
“Then I’ll just have to fill in the blanks myself,” he says, and moves in to me.

woaahhh katniss is right he really is GREAT at this kshfkjfsk

“You here to finish me off, sweetheart?”

been so long since he was on page i forgot the BUZZ

“Only... I want to die as myself. Does that make any sense? I don’t want them to change me in there. Turn me into some kind of monster that I’m not.”

oh... didn't know he said this in the first book

ETHAN?? we need a book about him fr

“So you two are hooking up? He’s wearing a wedding ring, you ho.”
To lie or not to lie? Which would be more fun? “He’s my husband.”

lucky

hey i have an idea ! why don't you draw your husband you dumbo

“Nightmare,” he said through his teeth.
The monster laughed as he slipped out of the fort. “She’ll live. All I did was pay her back for breaking your nose.”
“I didn’t ask you to do that.”
“No. But Elspeth did.”

he's CRAZY but he's kinda cool

why is this suddenly the elm and ione show? i mean i like ione but WHY ELM?! his chapters are so boring 😴

elm's pov? fucking hell

“Fuck, Elspeth.”

holy shit you guys

i don't like elm at all. will i like him later? i doubt it. but we'll see

the Nightmare lowkey reminds me of Venom skjdhsjdhflsj