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Cherry is fat. Did you know she's fat? Like, ultra fat. Size 18 is morbidly obese, apparently. But she's super fat. That's her only defining quality, and she's obsessed about it. Because she's fat. And fat women aren't hot. Fat women can't be hot. She's fat, and it's repeated multiple times on every. single. page.

...... This is already exhausting, and I normally love Rowell's books. Gawd.

Every other chapter I'm wondering how the hell Matt comes up with this unhinged shit that keeps getting increasingly unhinged. 5*.

Getting there. The story is picking up. I really hate footnotes, they're so distracting and I lose my place on the page!

Enemies to Lovers, a Fastidious OCD Bitchy Queen having sexy wordplay fights with a Problematic But Secretly Sensitive Pretty Man, with interstitials of TV commentary by fans and lots of references to nerdy things. This is my book. These are my people.

YES FINALLYYYYY

"The [Boston accent] way he pronounced dark as dahhhk was so pure that I had an involuntary urge to snatch up the teapot and find a harbor to dump it in."

I will absolutely never tire of Kingfisher's brilliant prose.

This book needs to be like 500 pages shorter.

Okay time to see what all the fuss is about. I'm likely to hate this one because everyone else loves it.

Dan Brown sure knows how to write a story that sucks you in. Damn. I want to finish this but I need to sleep 😭

My god, this is rough. I'm not a hard science fiction reader, and that's all this is. But I borrowed it from someone like 3 years ago and I need it off my shelf.

The POTUS in this book can fucking suck it. Man. Part 2 made me ANGRY.

Reading this as part of my spiritual journey. It's really interesting so far, and Jacobs has a wonderfully inviting writing style.