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This book is making me dislike literally every character other than Nesta

Rhysand being a cockblock is hilarious

I’m having a great time with this

This chapter is called Ready Steady Cock

“I wrap my hands around my doner wrap. I stare at it: the strips of meat really do look like a minge, not like a pornstar minge, but like on a real woman. I take a bit.”

THIS BOOK HAHAHAHA

This chapter is called Michelin star pussy juice

I love reading about people who are a complete mess

OBSESSED right out of the gate

She’s so fierce

Emma is so funny omg

😖😖

guess I’ll put this down and go back to my hinge in search of a sexy knight

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

RAHHHHHHHHH

Rory I’ve missed you

“Letting people read your work is agony. The exposure is excruciating. You will have to make armour from your own skin.” wait so true actually Lord Byron

finally some sex and Frankenstein!

“Desire. She sees the word as if it has been scrawled across an unmarked page, or as if her flesh is a fresh sheet of paper and her longing is seared over every inch of her skin.”

YUMMMMMMMMM

I want to slam my head repeatedly against a brick wall

I think Mary should just go on a murderous rampage

FINALLY

I would not survive in this book wow

Absolutely do not want to put this down

Love island on crack

This has caught me off guard by how much I’m enjoying it

God damn

I want a gargoyle

“He waited at the gate of every place he touched until I granted him entry” 🫠🫠

I never realised that moulding wax for armour plates could be so sensual wow

okay yes I love