Daisy’s Reviews > Tart: Misadventures of an Anonymous Chef > Status Update

I’m having a great time with this

“I wrap my hands around my doner wrap. I stare at it: the strips of meat really do look like a minge, not like a pornstar minge, but like on a real woman. I take a bit.”

THIS BOOK HAHAHAHA

This chapter is called Michelin star pussy juice

I love reading about people who are a complete mess