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Enjoyment: 10/10
Retention: 0

I was going to just impulsively read the third one but then i thought, i deserve to enjoy this experience!

Literally why is this so long

Idk what happened, but Goodreads suddenly informed me that i had finished this book and rated it 5 stars? Absolutely not,

Re-readathon 2026! Prompt: reread a childhood favorite. I loved these so much. One time, in 2nd grade, i pretended to be sick so i could stay home. I read the whole series that day. (And it was a reread then too. I don’t actually know how many times i read these as a kid but it was a lot!)

Spoilers/quotes:


81 “Continuity is a marvellous thing,” said salt-and-pepper plait, proving themself insanely tedious.
83 …nodding at the twins and their sullen-ass cavalier…

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Absolutely savoring this read through. Quotes (spoilers) below!



56 [Harrow] looked like an evil stick.
76 Great, rugged arms thrust past Gideon’s vision, and the girl in her lap was lifted up by a six-foot collection of sinews. The man who’d put the sword to her neck was uncomfortably buff. He had upsetting biceps. He didn’t look healthy; he looked like a collection of lemons in a sack.

I can’t believe i almost didn’t read this. It’s hilarious!

Keeping a running note on my phone of all the best quotes this time