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They just publish anything these days, don’t they?

This would be far more interesting if half of it wasn’t about the author herself.

One of those books you want to stop reading to savor it another day.

The title is Chocolate Cream Pie Murder and yet…still no murder?? HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE??

Uh oh! Someone accidentally wrote themselves into an unpopular major plot point! Whatever shall we do?? Ahh yes, let’s make them evil now.

WHY ARE WE EXPLAINING EVERY METAPHOR???

The prose reads like an angsty teenage girl trying to sound deep.

This book is so poorly written I’m challenging myself to finish it.

It’s giving WattPad in the worst way.

Needed something cute and light to pull me out of the 1984 depression. Fingers crossed this doesn’t shatter me.

Learning Miles Standish basically had a napoleon complex was not on the 2024 bingo card. In the words of Taylor Swift, you need to calm down.

The sentence “the pilgrims demonstrated an extraordinary talent for getting duped.” will be forever ingrained in my memory.

the random number generator that picked this off my tbr definitely knew what time of year it is

I wanna know why Stuart hates fat people so much. Bro, what happened to you?