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Listen, I may have dropped my phone in the dishwater and possibly destroyed it less than two minutes in, but I AM STILL DETERMINED.

Starting this again properly because the last time I read it, I was in the middle of ending a toxic job, surviving a tough Christmas season, and entering a state-wide ICE occupation, and it just did not get the finale airtime it deserved.

My cat decided nobody needed to sleep yet, so here we are.

Nick Offerman was born to read Wendell Berry.

Lolll, the leaving-toxic-institutions to becoming-a-Swiftie pipeline is so real

When the MC worries you've stopped liking him six hours in, but you already stopped liking him after the first six minutes ✨

I thought Solomon had won with his flock of goats compliment until this MC compares his wife to a corn kernel.

Mr Collins would never.

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I think all the therapists would have resigned by this point.

So far I haven't met a single person who doesn't need mandated therapy.

This is my favorite Kate DiCamillo since Flora and Ulysses and Louisiana Comes Home.

It's fascinating to think of Cathy as one of the three Cain characters I've found so far and the epitome of "Thou mayest."

Loving the unique format of a mystery narrated through college class group chats and assignment instructions!

I'm totally here for a Hamlet retelling set in Wisconsin.