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I thought Solomon had won with his flock of goats compliment until this MC compares his wife to a corn kernel.

Mr Collins would never.

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I think all the therapists would have resigned by this point.

So far I haven't met a single person who doesn't need mandated therapy.

This is my favorite Kate DiCamillo since Flora and Ulysses and Louisiana Comes Home.

It's fascinating to think of Cathy as one of the three Cain characters I've found so far and the epitome of "Thou mayest."

Loving the unique format of a mystery narrated through college class group chats and assignment instructions!

I'm totally here for a Hamlet retelling set in Wisconsin.

I'm restarting this because every time I read it before I fell asleep. And honestly, in these wild times, if it happens again I'm not mad.