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I thought Solomon had won with his flock of goats compliment until this MC compares his wife to a corn kernel.
Mr Collins would never.
— Apr 15, 2026 07:53AM
Mr Collins would never.
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When the MC worries you've stopped liking him six hours in, but you already stopped liking him after the first six minutes ✨
— Apr 20, 2026 07:29PM
lolll
