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Just got an insane jumpscare of my own childhood reading about them fighting

I see my future and IT IS BRIGHT

“He was mad with longing, sick with it.
His work, his store, had always absorbed his unlimited energy, but now it wasn’t enough. He burned with desire, a constant fever beneath his skin. He wasn’t sure if Helen was the illness or the cure.”
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bro she literally verbatim goes like “im so jaded 🥺🥺🥺 uhhh idk how to explain that word in french ughhhh i guess it just means im too… cool 🥺👉👈” girl sybau literally

Nawt this stupid bitch making me feel bad for a man girl kys

“There was only one ring before, “Holy shit, Ilya! Can you belie—”
“I’m coming to the cottage.”
WELL YESSSSSSSS

SHANE WHAT HAPPENED TO STANDING ON BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!????

WHAT DO U MEAN HE GOOGLED HER ROUTINE TO ASSURE HER SHE HIT ALL HER MOVES AND CARRIED GLUE N GEMS W HIM IN CASE ANY OF HERS FALL OFF AND SHE NEEDS NEW ONES IN AN EMERGENCY!!!!! Im going to be left a husk of a person when this is over ughhhhhgg

This book will randomly slip into the MCs dirty talking in literally normal unrelated ass situations and its so cringe n jarring because they literally do not have any chemistry hello?? What 😭😭😭 like mmc will say leaving the door open isnt safe, fmc replies oh yeah u going to punish me?? W UR DICK??? Like girl get it together stupid hoe

WHEN WILL THIS GET BETTER WHEN WILL I START TO LIKE ALICE N PETER 😭😭 alice is a mean spirited evil stupid suck and stuck up arrogant bitch n peter is worse because all he is 1 dimensional AND BORING. Everytime alice open her mouth its literally like omg u ppl cant do anything

Im highkey questioning if i even want these two fall in love or succeed. Theyre both so deeply unlikeable in a bad way

“Did he tell you he’s lifting his dad’s old weights every morning before his run?” Sue asked me as she put a pair of glasses into the cupboard. I shook my head.
“He’s really into the whole fitness thing, huh?”
Sue hummed. “I think he wants to make sure he can pull you out if he needs to,” she said, squeezing my shoulder.”
STOP ITTTTT STOPP IM KICKING MY FEET

On hold at 32% this shit put me in a slump which is saying a lot bec summer is my peak reading time

Great job at the enemies part genuinely i dont think ive ever read of a couple so bleak and unlikely to get together due to actually kind of valid reasons and not stupid misunderstandings

Last 40 pages n I literally do not feel any motivation to finish because unfortunately i do not particularly feel love for any single one of the characters

This one time i saw a 30 something white couple grope each other at a walmart n the lady giggled n literally jumped unfortunately it was highkey traumatic to witness but thats kind of how im imagining these two in the book. Also i would lwk go into debt if only there was enough money to be paid and just eliminate the baker character in romance books. Genuinely the worst and most annoying

“Now…I need to be okay with being alone. Because everyone moves on eventually. But not me…I’ll always be right here where they left me.”
it was unoriginal enough that the author made the fmc a complete copy of taylor swift looks n mannerism wise but to just drop a lyric from her music in there for no reason is the last nail in the heavy handed coffin donttt pmooo

do u ever read something n it renders u in so much shock that all u can do is look at your screen unblinking wondering how that string of words ever even got pieced together (derogatory)

ummmm what the sigma just happened 😭😭😭 guys maybe body positivity has gone too far

“JJ rubs his fingers against his temple. “Gentlemen, ask yourself this: are three more straight men with microphones what the world needs?””
the fact that a straight man has enough self awareness to ask this question is an immediate reminder abt this book being purely fictional

yet again we find the main couple in an uber with all their friends in a hannah grace book… lets hope they dont follow icebreaker’s tradition about ubers with friends after a night out… i think i will actually hit someone if they do

shes breaking stereotypes by being the porn addicted loser in the relationship… this what the feminists liberals wanted our world to become… 😩😩😩😩

this book has some serious pacing issues that have me scratching my head going what… how… why… nothing makes sense

“He looked offended. “No, of course we have (…) I’m very attracted to her. I love men and women. It’s fine. I’ve always been quite ambidextrous.”
“Just say bisexual,” James said, rolling his eyes. It sounded as if they’d had this discussion before. “Like a normal person.”
😭😭😭

OH HELL NAWWW SHE COULDVE SAVED HIM VERY EASILY BRUH TFFFF

im actually going to break something if what i think is happening will happen because wtf.

“Tripp gave another nervous laugh. “Like a hell heist.”
this woman sure loves her fucking heists 😭😭😭

not to brag but i guessed this one plot point at the end of the last book 🤓🤓🤓🤓

here i was thinking this was a sweet ass book but no these bitches are getting freaky deeky on a thursday night. like sir this is a wendys please

“She’d added a selfie to her story that morning, feeling the sudden urge to post more pics to her Instagram, especially after the rampage she’d gone on Sunday morning, deleting all pictures of funny faces or hideous prom dresses that she and Jacob had shopped for five years ago.”
no shes just like me for that 😝😝