Ella > Recent Status Updates

Uh… is he dead?

I love it when an old lady is launched down a grand staircase by a demon and dies

Damn I didn’t think she’d have sex slaves

He’s pushing the witch back in the closet

‘Her sister was shagging the local grocer and had, by all accounts, adopted a transgender teenager.’

Literally Fuming, I’m gonna kill her for what she did

While reading this book about witches and trans people, an American man handed me a ‘Jesus loves me’ card and then later asks me what I’m reading and when I told him it was a book about witches he got real quiet

You should never tell someone they make necessary sacrifices

I take back my statement, she’s trans. Anyway, there’s a sex scene in this, shocking.

I did not update this at all lol. Sister Trauma, I live to see it

What in the freaky twin shit is going on here

If I had a nickel for every book I’m currently reading where an oracle predicts a magical teenage boy will end the world I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

I don’t care what the book says, that’s gay.

I shouldn’t be reading this on my period. 13 pages in and I’m crying because of a damn horse

I’m so scared. But my cramps are too intense to keep reading

ASWIN! ACTUAL WRONG MOMENT, GO OUTSIDE YOU SAW NOTHING

Spoiler alert they survive whatever is about to happen. Now how does Vax get Simon 🧐

Boy oh boy I’m scared

Now is he the baby daddy or is he gay?

He’s, he’s gay, but he, he has a special connection to classical music

Finally

I’m scared

GAY THATS GAY

Is she finally here?!

When do we find out she’s evil

Whoops has it been that long?