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While reading this book about witches and trans people, an American man handed me a ‘Jesus loves me’ card and then later asks me what I’m reading and when I told him it was a book about witches he got real quiet

You should never tell someone they make necessary sacrifices

I did not update this at all lol. Sister Trauma, I live to see it

What in the freaky twin shit is going on here

If I had a nickel for every book I’m currently reading where an oracle predicts a magical teenage boy will end the world I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

I don’t care what the book says, that’s gay.

I shouldn’t be reading this on my period. 13 pages in and I’m crying because of a damn horse