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I can't wait for this to just be fucking over! I'm exhausted!!

Word of Warning: If anyone spoilers Antidote in their updates I will hunt you down and ruin your fucking life!
That is all. Have a nice day :)

‘Is that how I was made? A man pushed his Willy into you and squirted?’ ‘Yes, dear.’ ‘Who was it?’ ‘I don’t know. It was dark and he hid his face.’

Oh-kaaay!

I already know what the first line of my review will be:WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!

Kristie. I'm sorry, I just, won't, make it ...

He'd tried to convince himself that it was just his cock doing the thinking because it had been at least five years since he'd gotten laid, ... I got nothing ...

He'd had a huge crush on Ethan practically since birth. Long before he knew he was "supposed" to feel that way about guys Oh Wow. This is just priceless isn't it?

...there was just something about the younger man that made him want to coddle him.
Whoopsies, somebody didn't get the memo: Cowboys don't coddle!! Coddling is for toddlers you douche.

Didn't matter in the least that she was two years younger than he and John and nine years older than Jamie
Oh joy, now I have to do math :/

Never before have I felt so content in reading the same book for a whole week. It's long, but every single word, action and thought is so perfectly penned with purpose that I feel moved to tell ya all about it. I really, really love this book.

Jamaica 1667

“How ill is he?” “Grievously, I am sorry to say. The physician has bled him twice already. He says there is hope, though, and he has recommended a treatment of brandied oats and no drink of any kind, in order to reduce the level of… well you know, liquidity of the stool.”

GOOD GOD! No wonder nearly everyone died in those days ...idiots!

YES! JCP, Goddess extraordinaire will save me from my funk. I KNOW she will.

Oh please, just please, will someone write something fresh and original. Major book funk ahead...please send recommendations. I'm dying...

Okay, it's my fault. I thought this was a darker read; I saw the word Taboo and assumed ....so now I'm stuck with ..cute. Great. Just great.

Time for a little re-read me thinks. Eeeep, I feel all flutterby happiness at the thought ...

"I held the shot glass up and watched the way the liquid distorted the image of Captain Harper’s face. There was something fascinating about the way it flawed his features. It only took a tiny shift, just a curve of glass, to ruin him."

God. How I love Ginn Hale...

Just FYI. There's a Heidi Cullinan giveaway and mass joint review on the blog today. ALL three books in her Special Delivery Series are up for grabs! To comment and enter click here.

So you arsked for directions in the wilds of Britain?
Proceed until you pass The Arse End of Nowhere. Continue down the road, passing through the village of Twink. Take the next left, after Morning Wood. Continue down the hill, where you will enter Twink's Bottom." LMAO!!!

Disappointed ...

Here we go! Buddy read with Loco.

Non-con, dub-con, kings and Irishmen in a dystopian setting? And would you just look at the shiny promise in that mans hand on the cover. Ooh wee ...

I thought I had deleted about 200 books from my TBR (I'm cleaning up my shelves) only to have stupid GR move them ALL to my read books! Now the only way to remove them is individually. Please tell me this is not true?

My year end book report is done!
I've listed all my 4.5 and 5* reads.
I've named my favorite book of the year. (It's sooo obvious)
Listed my overhyped and underhyped books of the year.
Who my instabuy authors for 2014 are.
Summed up what I've learned in 2013 and my hopes for 2014. You can check it out here.

So, Boys in Our Books is putting together a list of EVERYONES favorite books this year, and we need your pick too :)
So just pick that impossible one, and you will be added to the post. No worries if you have already given your pick to another member of our team. This is for my friends or those who missed the request first time round. Thanks! And I can't wait to see your picks!

Feeling uninspired and it's true ... :(

This book is so loooong ....

You all know how much I freaking LOVE this book right? So I had to know if there's going to be more, so I asked, and admittedly got a bit carried away with asking more. Sorry, but I'm ridiculously excited!

It's Pimp my read time on the blog today. We each nominate a favorite book that we read last month and if you vote which one you liked or just vote which one you would most like to read and leave a comment you will automatically get a chance to WIN ALL SEVEN of these books. Good Luck!