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Nooow we’re cooking

Currently making my way through my physical tbr bc I just have so many on my shelf that need to get read or unhauled

So far this is very millennial coded (and that’s coming from someone on the cusp of being one and grew up with nothing but them)

Rhys you freak and I’m here for it LMFAO

Just kiss and fuck already the dancing around each other is killing me

You really and truly have to suspend disbelief in this series bc I cannot take the “afterlife but make it corporate” seriously as a corporate girl who hates working her corporate job I would HATE to be put in the underworld to work even more oh honey

I’m sorry but I really do love a gentle man Luke got me cheesy smiling at my desk

I forgot how down bad Luke is for Emmy heheheh

“You are my salvation Feyre”


yeah…yeah…BUZZY 😋😋😋

Rhys is so buzzy, I feel bad for Lucien and Cass and Azriel have finally made their appearance

Omg I was not expecting it to be that person but I did think the initial appearance was so random??? I totally forgot about them

“Do you think you can ask for it?”

MY GOD iykyk but that was 10/10 chefs kiss lol and if you know and know me…no you don’t HA

“2…2 is like Tamlin and me”

Girl if you don’t get the fuck up😭

“Who pray tell is your guest” LOLOLOLOLOL

Why am i having an unserious fun time with this

Feyre girl trust you don’t want tamlins cookie

This book is so ridiculous

Not me randomly listening this while at work, now listen…I need something that I can listen to while I work where I already know what the story is about

But listening to the graphic audio makes me wanna relisten/reread fourth wing LOL

"for anyone who has ever had to let go of someone they love"

picking this up because i was aching to reread divine rivals but i figured i'll get a taste (and knock out an unread) before jumping into a reread

randomly picked this up on audio because i thought i needed a good book to put on in the background while i played animal crossing soooooo...im having a good time

she said it agin, but i don't mind bc i love his gift giving sooooo 😋

Started this on audio to clean but i 100% think I would’ve been done if I was physically reading this so I might switch but….

If I hear the main character say “thanks to my favorite true crime podcast” or “according to my favorite true crime podcast” I’m going to throw the book off my balcony

MADISON GIRL PLS if I were you I would’ve crawled in a hole PLEASE HAHAHHAHA

i'm having so much fun with this, thanks liz for pressuring me to read it LOL now i just need to find time to keep reading

Oh let’s freaking gooooo, started this last night!

Also Jackson being team Conrad is a green flag LOL

I haven’t been on GR in what feels like AGES and being back at work more consistently has been “healing” the reader in me so I’m so excited to be back in my element :)

Anyways this has been soooo cute so far 🙂‍↕️

GUYS PLEASE AGAHAHHA PLEASE

Oh shut up!!!! Y’all don’t play me like this lol

Hehehehehheheheheheheh!!!

Tis the season 🐺

“Us nice guys might always finish last, but that’s only ’cause we know our ladies get to finish first.”

Look it may be a cringy line but I think context and audiobook narrator bump it up to me blushing at work LMAOO