january > Recent Status Updates

It’s very much in your face with the set up, but so far I don’t hate it?

So this is just a really bad game of DnD is it

I can confidently say, none of MY wizards ever had “a lingering taste for heterosexuality”

Ich hab irgendwie mehr Hochseeabenteuer erwartet tbh

Kann mal jemand die queere Love Interest nicht wie den ärgsten Fuckboy schreiben, ich wär sehr dankbar

I can already tell this is going to be an acid trip, and idk if I’m in the mood

If this woman doesn’t end up dead in a ditch I’m going to riot

What in the actual fuck

Idk the first book was great but the second is kind of a slog, all the tension and mystery’s getting lost in too many unnecessary words

Done with book 1 and I’m so confused, but the vibes were immaculate 👌

What the fuuuuck is going on

If they handed out medals on planet stupid, you’d be an olympian

Someone stop this girl from making any more choices

Why do they always have to talk like that, yikes

Also, imagine getting dry fingered in the dark while surrounded by at least four guards, and thinking none of them would notice

She was a girl, he was the Dark One, can I make it anymore obvious 🎵

Look, I have to follow a lot of publishers because of my job but that also means I’m seeing a LOT of books I wanna read and that is a Problem™

Not Hawke dispensing fortune cookie wisdom and her going ‘this is the deepest shit I’ve ever heard’

I can imagine few worse nights than watching a guy get his guts pulled through his open stomach and getting edged by a guy named Hawke

Chat, is it wrong to lust over your new sexy bodyguard at the funeral of your last bodyguard?

Did you geniuses just spend 4 pages speculating about who could have been the murderer only to drop the explanation in the last line like it was common knowledge?

Well I’m CRAVEN a better book tbh

This man came to suck a tiddy, and suck a tiddy he did

Guess I’m in for another round of “Man” - The Book

Girl we’re not even on page 50 yet (≖_≖ )

Good god, just call her Penelope, what kind of monstrosity is Penellaphe>

Sometimes I still randomly go 'and where is MY selkie wife' life is so unfair 😔

This was another recommendation + I’m on a roll and after the latest disaster I got nothing left to lose, so let’s go

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Either I lent this out, or I can't find the physical book among all the others lol

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it~