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What in the actual fuck

Idk the first book was great but the second is kind of a slog, all the tension and mystery’s getting lost in too many unnecessary words

Done with book 1 and I’m so confused, but the vibes were immaculate 👌

What the fuuuuck is going on

If they handed out medals on planet stupid, you’d be an olympian

Someone stop this girl from making any more choices

Why do they always have to talk like that, yikes

Also, imagine getting dry fingered in the dark while surrounded by at least four guards, and thinking none of them would notice

She was a girl, he was the Dark One, can I make it anymore obvious 🎵

Look, I have to follow a lot of publishers because of my job but that also means I’m seeing a LOT of books I wanna read and that is a Problem™

Not Hawke dispensing fortune cookie wisdom and her going ‘this is the deepest shit I’ve ever heard’

I can imagine few worse nights than watching a guy get his guts pulled through his open stomach and getting edged by a guy named Hawke

Chat, is it wrong to lust over your new sexy bodyguard at the funeral of your last bodyguard?

Did you geniuses just spend 4 pages speculating about who could have been the murderer only to drop the explanation in the last line like it was common knowledge?

Well I’m CRAVEN a better book tbh

This man came to suck a tiddy, and suck a tiddy he did

Guess I’m in for another round of “Man” - The Book

Girl we’re not even on page 50 yet (≖_≖ )

Good god, just call her Penelope, what kind of monstrosity is Penellaphe>

Sometimes I still randomly go 'and where is MY selkie wife' life is so unfair 😔

This was another recommendation + I’m on a roll and after the latest disaster I got nothing left to lose, so let’s go

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Either I lent this out, or I can't find the physical book among all the others lol

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it~

Ashley Johnson recommended this and I would trust her with my life, so

”If it turns out you don't have the ability, there also won't be any complaining because what is unbearable will eventually finish you off.”

I mean…I mean…he isn’t wrong? 🥹🥹

”When you lose something, you lose it to change. And change is a delight to Nature.

I actually really like the spring metaphor. Like, a clear spring produces sweet water and just because someone shits in it doesn’t make the spring suddenly produce shit as well.

"You are entirely capable of having no opinion whatsoever about a matter and, thus, of suffering no disturbance in your soul because of it."

Who’s crying over a fictional ghost dog, not me🥹

Went into it without expectations this time and I’m enjoying the stories a lot more