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Chap. 24

NOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOO NOT HIS LONG HAIR YUSUKE WHYYYYY

so he’s super strong and she sets things ablaze. dream team if you ask me!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

NOT THE LAST TIME BY TAYLOR SWIFT FEAT. GARY LIGHTBODY 😭😭😭😭

aw man

and again I would’ve killed myself and everyone else!

I hate to say it because otherwise the narrator for Kat is doing an amazing job, but her German trainer (I’m hoping I got that nod to Jutta Müller right, even though she was a singles trainer - not ice dance) sounds very Russian 😭

oh god…

OMG

I would’ve killed myself and taken EVERYONE with me, especially Heath

I should’ve expected that but I wasn’t even considering him that much! I did gasp a bit

Omg 😈 ehehehehe

it’s getting messy!!

I‘m shifting into olympics mode 😏

"Fuck. This was really gay." LMAOOO

your boss is not your friend, guys

Oh, we’re finally getting somewhere 😈 he’s so mean teasing her like that 😮‍💨

Hate to be that kind of girl, but I think the penis puppet show is too much even for me… this is probably going on the dnf shelf

he’s so goofy and dumb. I love their dynamic, I love all the fanfic tropes. this is so delicious 🙏🏻🙂‍↕️

four centuries ago??? 400 years ago?? 😫🤭

they really put their all into this DUET 🙏🏻🙏🏻 audiobook, especially Maxim Reston

Naw, this is FIRE 🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥

Nicht der Mauerfall 😂😭😭😭😭😭

"You know, I always thought if I ever got a chance like this, I’d balk at the massive cocks monster romances were known for. But they do say greed is a bottomless pit. May as well see if I was too."

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭