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"Fuck. This was really gay." LMAOOO

your boss is not your friend, guys

Oh, we’re finally getting somewhere 😈 he’s so mean teasing her like that 😮‍💨

Hate to be that kind of girl, but I think the penis puppet show is too much even for me… this is probably going on the dnf shelf

he’s so goofy and dumb. I love their dynamic, I love all the fanfic tropes. this is so delicious 🙏🏻🙂‍↕️

four centuries ago??? 400 years ago?? 😫🤭

they really put their all into this DUET 🙏🏻🙏🏻 audiobook, especially Maxim Reston

Naw, this is FIRE 🫡🫡🫡🔥🔥🔥

Nicht der Mauerfall 😂😭😭😭😭😭

"You know, I always thought if I ever got a chance like this, I’d balk at the massive cocks monster romances were known for. But they do say greed is a bottomless pit. May as well see if I was too."

I AM SCREAMING THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

had a reaaaally long, shitty day but at least my face/life wasn’t stolen by fae — so there’s that l guess

„Mich macht der zum Boxsack, Magosuke zum Schnitzel.” 💀😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Vielleicht sollte ich wirklich viel mehr deutsche Übersetzungen lesen

Ihr verarscht - sie hat ein Minischwein als Haustier 😭😭😭 living my dream

Yes, it’s that time again (depression kicking my ass so hard I have to feel a different kind of insane by reading this book)

“Now give me your hand, darling. We’re here.”

That first endearment always hits different 👁️👅👁️

»Her cheeks felt flushed as she turned. “I’m sorry, I—”
​Thomas dangled her discarded slippers before her and pressed them into her hands. “Don’t be sorry. We are just discovering what works for you,” he said.«

Fuck me, I’m crying. This is the kind of love and understanding and being *seen* I want (and they’re barely friends at this point!!)

"Perhaps it was time to let it go at last. His resentments, unearned as they had been."

mhhh, little bit anxious to see where this is going if the animosity between them is already subsiding

Sarkis mentioned!!

Hate so say it, but I like this more than Swordheart. Or better, I wanted to like Swordheart a lot more and am glad Paladin’s Grace is doing the job

only 20% in and she’s already got him thrown of his horse, the both of them kidnapped, set him on fire and now shot him in his arm 😭😭😭 this is what I’m talking about!! In older HR things used to happen!!

omg, he came and she didn’t!! 🫢🤭 this is about to be GREAT