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this book thinks the reader is stupid

ive been slogging through bc i like the premise but the writing is soooo obnoxious & i didn’t know i was gonna be reading about a wannabe cop :(

everything about it irks me but on THIS page it’s “you’ve gotta be immaculate, can’t leave any evidence” or whatever after you’ve ALREADY dragged him by his neck up a BUILDING there will ALREADY be BRUISING, idiot

ian malcom… from texas 👀

“ELFFs” dude what the fuck

reread highlights so far:
-me crying over ronan lynch at 4am
-blue “i get along with snakes”
-will patton is a fantastic narrator, cave bit so spooky
-should maggie write horror?
-someone pls feed blue a non-yogurt item
-i feel like i Get gansey this time in a way i didn’t the first time i read these

another of T. Kingfisher’s self-insert protagonists griping about her own massive tits— at this point why doesn’t T. Kingfisher get a reduction???

smh bisexual people exist y’know

oh ugh this audiobook isn’t narrated by Tim Curry this sucks

i’m losing my mind

“On a Wednesday in January, at seven in the morning, it’s plain to see that the world was not made for Man, and definitely not for his comfort or pleasure.”

i keep finishing a story & thinking “okay THAT was my favorite story in this collection” and then i read the next one and think “okay THAT was—“

oh i CALLED it

i have A Prediction 👀

[gordon ramsey voice] delicious, finally some good fucking gay character

library loan expired, 18 week wait to renew :(

“Woah, Nora, despacio, un poco too much.” 😒

there is so much hugging….

oh they’re playing capture the flag

we’re starting off with a dedication to c*ssandra cl*re so i don’t have high expectations here lmao

okay now ******* is here????

this is THE book of gay yearning

i cry

this is when i texted sarah

soooo drama i am obsessed

my library loan expired and i don’t know if i’m interested in getting back on the waitlist to finish. no one else in my book club likes it either lmao

ooohh we’ve got our first “down, girl”

love to see boots hitting her developmental milestones you go baby girl enunciate those rs