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i'm having so much fun but i'm also less than 80 pages away from having read 100 books this year and i simply WILL be insufferable about it

this is a little bit like if maomao from the apothecary diaries was in coraline

ripping this page out and chewing it into a pulp. how dare you

the audiobook for this is soooo gooooood

god this book makes me so fucking insane

i missed my professional yearners

"good news: i don't love you anymore.
bad news: i'm still a liar."

MOTHERFUCKER!

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE?! *wailing*

yuck!

(pgs 88-89) i was reading this part at work and my jaw was on the floor because holy fuck

i'm liking this a lot so far 👀

reading this next cause the title is what I'm currently doing after finishing that last book

NO!!!! I REFUSE!!!!! I FUCKING REFUSE!!!!! TAKE IT BACK, REBECCA!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS TO YOU, SOME SICK JOKE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you hear screaming... haha... it's me :)))))

serapio: my whole life is a prophecy
xiala: and that's where you fucked up. you believed that shit? boy, you're only 22! you should be at the club!

and then they went and partied hard and everyone lived happily ever after and the last 100 pages of this book didn't hurt me. right, rebecca roanhorse? right?! that's how it happens, right?! *shaking with fear*

rebecca roanhorse is going to fucking destroy me, i already know it

"but, unlike in the story, there was no one who loved him enough to save him from his fate." DON'T MAKE MY CRY

"do you trust me?" "more than that. i love you." SCREAMING AND GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET

i fucking love iktan

gotta love when 100 pages barely seems to make a dent in a fantasy novel 😂

ohhhhh this finale is already so juicy

I'm so excited to finally read the last book in this trilogy

these fuckers are making me emo 😭

I HATE HIS STUPID ASS *weeping*

there's just literally no reason to be doing any of this

wow is this author racist

right so..... this book wasn't edited at all

"he doesn't try to kiss me, of course. he hasn't been shot at, isn't delirious with drink, isn't filled with enough self-loathing." never gonna stop being insane about them

i liked this well enough when i first read it 3 years ago but boy is this re-read (bookclub) rough......

"the tootsie roll center of the eldritch being" sure is a sentence