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Even though the timeline we are in is bad, at least we didn’t land in the one where people non ironically changed their names so they had “cool” nicknames like D-Caff or Man of Steel

If the
Point is that this kid is named D-CAF because he seems to be on caffeine the whole time
Shouldn’t it be
The opposite
Katherine

Hearing “the Rock” (capital R) is coming makes me think this is a Dwayne the Rock Johnson situation

“Don’t call me Hamster, my name is D-Caf”. Dear god this is only page 20

Ah, I see. It’s that kind of book.

What kind of name is mo’steele

Was not expecting this book to open with the line “Hannibal’s Carthaginian army”

Oh no Arnie has become an incel

This book is so underrated. Still loving it on my *checks notes* third reread

I do earnestly love the pope wingmanning this strained royal couple into fucking

“Nobody dies in this story” BORING

“Style by Hemingway” no wonder I didn’t like it

“This is a product of an undergraduate’s creative writing workshop”

I assume this story failed the assignment because oh boy

“The world has seen one or two better stories”
Understatement of the year

“The world has seen one or two better stories”
Understatement of the year

Oh my god this was absolute torture to get through, why was this pointless story even here

Wtf is this story within a story, why is it so LONG

What an absolutely well deserved d*ath for this n*zi

“His mind turned and turned, but it turned on nothing, everything inside him at the moment was shades of black on black”

This is probably one of Stephen king’s most haunting stories

“His resemblance to Todd was quite striking”
The fact that he isn’t even Todd’s grandfather tho

I am here for it every time the story is about Ayla and her as a bit of a allegory for human evolution and creativity

But MAN every time the POV switches to Jondalar and his journey I want to die. Can these two stories meet already

“ Sometimes, silence was the loudest thing of all.”

“ He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”