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RATATOUILLE MENTIONED!!!

"In barely sixty years, we've gone from being too psychosexually stunted to even get excited about food, to talking about almost nothing else"

why is the author speaking in exaggerations like ppl talk about plenty of other things literally all the time

I aspire to know the meaning of every single root word of all words in the English language thank you

This might be the strangest book I've ever read in my adult life...but I'm not mad at it

Okay so I still have a dislike for Jem but I obvs am on her side because she needs to figure out what the hell is going on ASAP

Wait wtf is going on 😭 did I unknowingly pick up a sci fi book?

I cannot believe I am getting rage baited rn

Is Jem a fed

Okay so Jem is an annoying suck up

Wait this is literally blowing my mind rn wtf

Omggg the twist is literally the same from Sometimes I Lie by Alice Feeney! But I still love it woah

I'm so confused why everyone hasn't left the mansion yet like you literally see it falling apart hello?

Omg Kit HAS to get her revenge on the detective...this story is so interesting wow

This book is perfect for Halloween time like the ending of Ch. 17 has me spooked 👻

Hey Poppy...wdym you're a three showers a week kind of person 🧍‍♀️

OMG OMG OMG THEY WENT TO THE ROUND HOUSE CAFE IN SF. I ALSO WENT THERE THIS YEAR. I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN TO THE EXACT SAME PLACE AS A BOOK BEFORE.

This is gearing up to be the best modern romance book I have ever read