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Jake is 10% done with Sanctum (Asylum, #2)
Dan crashing out over being the friend who always gets left on read in the group chat... he's just like me fr
Oct 08, 2025 05:56AM Add a comment
Sanctum (Asylum, #2)

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Jake is on page 90 of 720 of Moby-Dick or, The Whale
A whole chapter about how good this clam chowder he ate was is crazy
Sep 29, 2025 08:00AM Add a comment
Moby-Dick or, The Whale

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Jake is on page 64 of 480 of The Sun and the Star (The Nico di Angelo Adventures #1)
“Video game side quest” “#onbrand” “I would pass away. Right on the spot”

Nico does NOT talk like this 😭
Dec 22, 2024 06:28AM Add a comment
The Sun and the Star (The Nico di Angelo Adventures #1)

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Jake is on page 100 of 178 of John Proctor is the Villain
I had my suspicions, but WHAT?!
Nov 19, 2024 08:35AM Add a comment
John Proctor is the Villain

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Jake is on page 30 of 178 of John Proctor is the Villain
"we could talk about Taylor Swift" Beth is just like me fr
Nov 15, 2024 10:13AM Add a comment
John Proctor is the Villain

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Jake is on page 193 of 658 of Dune (Dune #1)
More Leto POV than I expected
Sep 11, 2024 04:15PM Add a comment
Dune (Dune #1)

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Jake is 46% done with Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2)
Kinda losing steam ngl. Needs more of the kids and less adults
Sep 11, 2024 04:13PM Add a comment
Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2)

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Jake is on page 79 of 639 of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
I can already tell its amazing, but Jesus it is dense and verbose. Can't remember the last time a book challenged my vocabulary like this
Sep 11, 2024 04:12PM Add a comment
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

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Jake is 32% done with Beach Read
Wtf is their problem?
Aug 24, 2024 06:57PM Add a comment
Beach Read

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Jake is starting Batman: No Man's Land Omnibus Vol. 1
Omnibuses are so comically large, I got a workout carrying this thing home
Jul 03, 2024 01:47PM Add a comment
Batman: No Man's Land Omnibus Vol. 1

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Jake is 14% done with Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2)
A big pet peeve of mine in fantasy is when there are other races in addition to humans, and they reveal that most every major achievement/invention in human civilization is actually because of those other magical species stepping in and humans are just totally useless and boring. Like, come on. Be original.
Jun 25, 2024 05:47PM Add a comment
Exile (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #2)

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Jake is starting Dune (Dune #1)
It is time.

POWER OVER SPICE, IS POWER OVER ALL
Jun 19, 2024 10:02AM Add a comment
Dune (Dune #1)

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Jake is on page 33 of 597 of The House of Hades (The Heroes of Olympus, #4)
My girl Hecate is here!!!!!!
Apr 13, 2024 06:24PM Add a comment
The House of Hades (The Heroes of Olympus, #4)

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Jake is on page 64 of 352 of Lemonade Mouth
This is so raunchy, I'm amazed Disney decided to adapt it
Apr 02, 2024 10:15AM Add a comment
Lemonade Mouth

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Jake is on page 19 of 182 of The Haunting of Hill House
Loved the Netflix adaptation. Barely remember a thing, but I know I loved it.
Apr 02, 2024 10:14AM Add a comment
The Haunting of Hill House

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Jake is on page 179 of 260 of The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray
I did not need that much detail about historic jewelry
Feb 29, 2024 11:00AM Add a comment
The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray

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Jake is on page 88 of 260 of The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray
Dorian Gray must be a child of Aphrodite
Jan 28, 2024 07:34PM Add a comment
The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray

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Jake is on page 135 of 576 of The Lost Hero (The Heroes of Olympus, #1)
This trio is so interesting. Obviously premise-wise Jason is the main character, yet character wise Piper appears to be the protagonist (most similar to Percy), but then this also makes Leo the least obvious about what direction his arc is going to go in, sparking more intrigue in him.
Jan 10, 2024 09:07PM Add a comment
The Lost Hero (The Heroes of Olympus, #1)

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Jake is on page 25 of 279 of The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)
Ok, definitely didn’t remember that word being in this book. To be fair, it was 2006 and Percy’s heart was in the right place lmao
Dec 07, 2023 09:02PM Add a comment
The Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #2)

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Jake is on page 149 of 377 of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
In Percy’s defense, Chiron and Mr. D do a terrible job of explaining the whole situation to him. They did not give a fuck. Annabeth had to tell him what a half blood is! I feel like people often want to characterize Percy as being clueless and silly, when really he’s a 12 year old who just found out polytheism is real. Can you blame him?!
Dec 04, 2023 10:24PM Add a comment
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

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Jake is on page 44 of 377 of The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)
Despite me claiming this series and Percy as one of my all time favorite books and characters, I honestly don’t think I’ve reread this since middle school. So I’m very excited to do so now before the new show premiers.
Dec 03, 2023 08:40PM Add a comment
The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #1)

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Jake is on page 49 of 559 of The Secret History
Richard may be the most Holden Caulfield-coded character I’ve ever seen
Nov 20, 2023 03:58PM Add a comment
The Secret History

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Jake is starting The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)
Have not read this since 7th grade, so I'm very excited to see how my adult brain reacts to it!
Nov 09, 2023 10:30PM Add a comment
The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)

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Jake is on page 200 of 432 of Dracula
Oct 17, 2023 09:23PM Add a comment
Dracula

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Jake is on page 34 of 432 of Dracula
COUNT DRACULA HAS JUST HAD A MUSTACHE THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Oct 02, 2023 11:05PM Add a comment
Dracula

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