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“Do you think the Goblin King did it?" Or Satan?
"Nonsense," Rameses snorted nervously. "Satan would never do a thing like that."
several of the sheep bleated in agreement. None of them thought Satan capable of such an act. Satan was an elderly donkey who sometimes grazed in the meadow next to theirs, and uttered blood-curdling cries. his voice was truly dreadful, but otherwise he'd always struck them as harmless.”

This is an unsual request.
A few days ago, I saw an author's ad promoting her new release. The ad copy showed that the book has ALL the tropes. Everything from billionaire to werewolf. It had many more tropes in the ad copy. Atleast a dozen more.
But I forgot to bookmark it.
I tried very hard but cant find the ad, dont remember the author.

Im very curious. Thank you in advance & Happy Halloween

“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”

“I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.”

We came from dust, and we’ll return to dust. Which is why I don’t dust…because it could be someone I know.”

Nicholas Eden is still a jerk.

There are now forty-two possums living in the twenty-foot hole on the side of your house.
They create a wild, all-night disco after partnering with the angry entities.
They play “Call Me Maybe” and “Gangnam Style” on a loop and sell ecstasy to the neighborhood children.

“kangaroos are mean bastards who totally box each other in the wild.
If anything, we’re making it safer for everyone by putting mittens on their hands. They also smoke
cigars while they’re doing it, so they’re polluting the environment too. Kangaroos don’t give a shit
about secondhand smoke.”
Laura raised an eyebrow.
“Seriously. I saw it on a cartoon from the fifties.”

I got an ARC !!!! FEELING LIKE A SWOONY SMURF!!!

Somehow, the fact that Tom Riddle wasn’t terribly original wasn’t especially comforting…

Who is Magdalena Percell in the In Death series? Lakshmi has to know!

This is why I hate to hope. Hope makes you want to smile. It’s an emotion that says something spectacular is waiting down the road for you. It could be around the corner, it could be years away, but it’s there. A promise as long as you keep on hoping. Lies. Hope is a damn lie.

as the humans say— an entire graveyard in their closet.” Basil snorted, then caught himself. “Skeletons.”“What?”“The idiom is ‘skeletons in the closet.’”

“Uh, you’re not suicidal, are you?” he asked. “I didn’t thwart any plans of yours for death by cougar, did I?”

“The fact that she made this beeline for me both warmed my soul and made me want to turn around, walk out the door, and find a cliff to fling myself off."

Running is not a hobby.”
He looked up. “It is too.”
“No. It’s a method of exercise. Developed as a human flight mechanism, and not intended to be enjoyable.”

Finished book 5 in the Fever series by KMM. What do I read next? Any suggestions?

"If you are not with me, Ms. Lane, you are against me. I have no mercy for my enemies."

When I first noticed him, I thought to myself, Look at that chocoholic. Later on, I began to realize he probably had the same thought about me. I

I was an idiot.”

He winced. “Been there, done that.”

Alice looked at him, startled. “You were an idiot in the romance department?”