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“kangaroos are mean bastards who totally box each other in the wild.
If anything, we’re making it safer for everyone by putting mittens on their hands. They also smoke
cigars while they’re doing it, so they’re polluting the environment too. Kangaroos don’t give a shit
about secondhand smoke.”
Laura raised an eyebrow.
“Seriously. I saw it on a cartoon from the fifties.”
— Mar 25, 2019 01:27AM
If anything, we’re making it safer for everyone by putting mittens on their hands. They also smoke
cigars while they’re doing it, so they’re polluting the environment too. Kangaroos don’t give a shit
about secondhand smoke.”
Laura raised an eyebrow.
“Seriously. I saw it on a cartoon from the fifties.”
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Lakshmi C
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There are now forty-two possums living in the twenty-foot hole on the side of your house.
They create a wild, all-night disco after partnering with the angry entities.
They play “Call Me Maybe” and “Gangnam Style” on a loop and sell ecstasy to the neighborhood children.
— Mar 25, 2019 12:40PM
They create a wild, all-night disco after partnering with the angry entities.
They play “Call Me Maybe” and “Gangnam Style” on a loop and sell ecstasy to the neighborhood children.
