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"I adored her from the start, and I wanted to know everything about her for the rest of forever —who she was then, who she would be later. I just wanted to exist in her orbit."

...I WANT A BOOK ON PAPA AMOS! 🥹💕✨️

'I straightened my spine. I'd know that voice anywhere. If I had slipped into a coma, it would wake me up. If I was six feet under, I'd dig myself out of the grave just to be closer to it'

I need a moment of silence 🤌🏼😌✨️💗

Your honour, I love them too much x

"Our safe word was cosmos."

.....nerds....😏😂✨️

"I'm hungry, but don't bother ordering. I'm looking at an eight-course meal right now."

It's nom nom time 🌶 ✨️ 😏

"I'm not hungry, but don't bother ordering. I'm looking at an eight-course meal right now."

It's nom nom time 😏🌶✨️

'My life has been a web of secrets, secrets that even now are unsafe to share. Shall I set them all down on fine paper, only to create from them flame and ash? Perhaps.'

Babes, it's only page 2 and we're spitting poetry.

'It would be a great pity if your affection for mortals got you killed one day.'

STAB ME, THAT WOULD HURT ME LESS!

'Men...useless, the vast lot of them, celestial and mortal.'

PERIOD

'If this man insulted me one more time while ignoring my questions, I was going to lose the battle against not tearing out his tongue.'

This duo has me cackling every second!

I THINK I UGLY SNORTED

"Even now your touch has left me stronger, and I can sense your desires swimming in my head like some sort of parasite."

Spitting poetry while suffering...I love it! May you suffer more!

"My last husband was a monster..."

I NEED MORE INFO!! THE SMALL HINTS ARE KILLING MEEEEH 😪😪😪

"What look?"
"The I-wonder-which-of-these-fine-men-might-make-for-a-good-husband-number-five-look," 👀✨️

Same sis...same 😂😭💅🏼

"I praised God under my breath, my soul eased at the sight of my first love, at the ship I'd have cast all my ex-husbands overboard to save."

Is this how men feel about cars! 👀✨️

"Yes, but in my defense, it was my first marriage, and he was distractingly pretty."

...Ma'am he tried to stab you...TWICE!

"You were trying to summon a daughter of the lord of hell? On my boat?"

Please I'm cackling!!

It's been a long time since a book has me hooked and terrified from the very first page! Absolute mind-fuckery 💕✨️

"I the Dark Lord who had toppled three kingdoms by the time I was twenty-five now had a new, far more daunting challenge than war.

I had to woo my own wife. "

LET THE FUN BEGIN!! 🙂‍↕️✨️💖

Her: *absolutely raging* "Fuck...you..."
Him: *smirks* "Maybe later"

Me: oh...I have found my book 🙂‍↕️✨️💕💅🏼

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE THIS WHOLE TIME?! WHAT?! WHAT?! 😱😱😱😱😱

Mother is mothering 💅🏼✨️🤧💕

"I hate you, I hate that I ever had feelings for you."

That nothingness is the sound of my heart...its officially broken 💔