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WHAT the fuck

the rest stop the MOVIEEE???
the diner and the code and the other pov’s and marge??? and then go charlie go???and then OH SHIT GO CHARLIE GO????? and MARGE AGAIN????????

HEYYY WHATTTTT??? JOSH POV??
oh my god he was specifically looking for HER oh my god oh my god charlie DONT get back in that car she jussttttt decided to trust himmmm lawd

ANGELS AND DEMONS REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

oKAYYYY I like where this is headed

I have it casted, we witnessed a murder, let’s go

IM GONNA FREAK OUTTTTT WHATTTT CHARLIE PLEASE

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okay this girl is meaf

wow i just

i see how it’s gonna be

WAITTTTT THIS IS SO TEA

oh my god dude
if i didn’t know jared padalecki was gonna be in this movie adaptation i NEVER would be reading this

just wanted to note how funny it is of jack insisting and immediately proving how sneezing inside your shirt is the most sanitary way to do it. i’m going to freak out seeing him in a romcom. him saving her in the river? teaching her how to ride a horse? omggmgmgm AND HIM HAVING THE SAFETY PIN???

loving this setup

what is GOING on

ok i was getting to the point where “right sasha must be a ghost” filming everyone and no one seeing them, the mannequin (i’m gonna poop my pants that was so scary) but then the car followed them and three sashas got out. god them IN molly’s room and scratching her out of the pictures UGH i actually started crying when he was talking about how he failed his family like it was happening to me

this is reminding me of the secret history a little bit 🫪🫢

why have i cried three times already

love blair so far

i love casting books in my head

how can i feel like i’m reading a textbook and also a wikipedia entry at the same time.

yeah it’s part 2
i feel like he’s spoiling his own book in telling us what’s gonna happen years in the future in the infodumps. just me ? it’s almost like lemony snicket. but i only like it when he does it
i just got the last name of “dr e pluribis hewnham” funny

jesus christ
that took a turn
sa, thomas and abortion

p331 the amazing cavalieri WHOS FICTIONAL RIGHT? is performing at a party and the saboteur shows up and plants a bomb. he says how he thought SAM messed up his office but seeing cavalieri told him it was joe. and saboteur is carl ebling. IS THIS REAL OR NOT i get that they’re all inspired by real ppl etc but .
ohh he lost the letter
sam likes bacon correct
omg he brought him dinner
OMG KISS!!!
where IS thomas

wow
i keep getting tossed between empathizing and despising them
like joe meeting rosa and letting himself have feelings was sweet, him getting his brother confirmed to come to america was like YAY, and sammy bringing bacon to his mothers house was painful but then they create luna moth and call her mistress of the night and scantily clad and give her fishnets and big boobs. like. do you see my conundrum

the time jumps and pov switches are so confusing. it went to a pov of someone who’s just meeting sam and i didn’t realize it was him until it said his name. i’m just so confused about the timeline like how they have the big escapist painting in their lobby idk. why is this harder than reading shakespeare

sammy coming up with the characters is so cool and the descriptions of joe drawing are so good
i’m glad they held their ground though, maybe they’ll get their cover and their big money!!

okaYYyy we’re getting into itttt they got their first job!!!!