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Surprisingly GOOD.

"I want to tell him to stop, but can't find the words." HOW ABOUT STOP

Ugh.

Man, Zoe is a special kind of stupid. Why would you stay with that jerk? I just hate protagonists who are so damn dumb.

I think I could be friends with Michelle Obama. Is that strange? No. Her memoir is so real, and full of truth, that I feel like I could be her friend. It is so refreshing to hear about another woman, who seemingly has had such a different life than I have had, who has had problems with her husband, raising children, and just trying to do her best. Preach it. Preach.

I hate Jenna so much. What a baby. And I completely blame the author. Jenna could be so much more interesting. The idea is to dole out interesting tidbits throughout, to move the plot along. Instead, every chapter is just describing her art and her clothes. WHO CARES

Someone please explain to me why these STUPID WOMEN just go, "oh, you want to take me to bed? SURE! I just met you and you're my landlord, and super hot, so SURE!" WHAT. THE. HELL?

You know that episode of South Park, where they talk about the new Star Wars being crap? Member? Yeah, this is how I feel reading this. It just seems like a bunch of geeky one-liners mashed together into what is supposed to be a story.

Zoo is so astoundingly DUMB that I want to take the book and beat her with it.

Good Lord, I hate the main character.

This girl is supposed to be in HIGH SCHOOL? Shyeahhhh. She acts like she is about 10.

So far, so NOT good.

Although I don't really like the writing, I do give her props for baring it all!

Although I don't really like the writing, I do give her props for baring it all!

I can say, not very creative and not very interesting. If I were a woman in these times, I would kick ass, not be kicked.

drag, drag, drag

Am I the only one on the planet who thinks this books is slow and drags on FOR-EVER?

You would think that with such a harsh punishment for getting accidentally pregnant, there would be stricter contraception rules, and people would know about it.

Not great.

Why did it take SO LOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGG to get to the good part? Ugh.

This is a giant pile of shit. Excuse me, SHITE.

Holy COW, this is goooooooood.

I do NOT see what the great things is about this book. Neal is a total douche bag. Ugh.

I am so upset. This was supposed to be a good book. It has a beautiful cover! But OMG, I hate the main characters so much, that I really, really want to give up.

At first, I really liked it, but good Lord, she sure does bitch even though she is with the man who started L'Occitane. I mean, seriously, can you complain more as you are FLYING FIRST CLASS? Hmmmmmm.

I'm plugging along, but I am not sure about it. It is so very, very pretentious.