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this is gonna be fun

minnie fumbled so bad

minnie deserves the world

getting kpop stan twitter flashbacks

“you were such a lonely little girl, weren’t you? whispering to grass. befriending sticks. dreaming yourself into movies and books. every screen, every page, like a door to another world, remember?”

“our lives are never really ours, to give away or to keep” PEAKKK

this klan meeting is crazy

imagine writing a song about ur situationship while the situationship in question is sitting across from u

well…………. he deserved it

they’re just doing anything in this book (double entendre)

“there’s an octaroon in my room” was so fucking funny dkdjskdjskdjdk

no fucking way????:??????

praying for god to save her (possibly) gay teacher and then getting mad when a dude was homophobic 😭😭😭😭 ik what u are

“But I'm more like the ultimate pansexual."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't discriminate. I'm a slut for it all. All colors, all creeds. Male, female, or other. Tight and alive, deceased and falling off the bone. It's all yum in my book."

DONT PISS ME OFFFFFFFF?

i fear this will be ass

i’ve been waitingggggg for this moment to come