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No one writes about animals in the isolated wild the way Canadians do. I will die on this hill.

I'm so amused and this audiobook is so soothing to listen to.

Stephen, your use of the word "jahoobies" is why we can't have nice things.

Given the news I felt I needed to bump this up the list a bit more. I'm really enjoying the narrator.

This might be another tap-out situation. This is dreadfully boring so far.

The way I have MISSED GOOD WRITING isn't even funny.

*sings* It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS~

I hate this more than I hated Go Ask Alice

We love it when authors forget what they've written in previous books and announce that a character who has been dead since book one was besties with a character that didn't set foot in the household until halfway through book 2.

Here we go again...

"I like my intestines in my stomach, not shoved into my lungs. You keep that thing away from me."

That's the single funniest romance novel line I've ever read in my life.

I'm so ready to be finished with this nonsense

Not me having to pause the audiobook at work and listen to something else because I was about to start yelling at my laptop with rage.

ENOUGH WITH THE ON-PAGE S*XUAL VIOLENCE JFC

Fear might be the mind-killer, but this book is the patience killer. Worst fanfiction I've ever read.

*insert gif of someone slamming their head on a desk*

I am so bothered by this book.

I'm already mad.

Bless the fact my library had the audiobook. Time to double the speed so I can finish it before the month ends.

"The books author has been murdered by a villainous president. What more could the marketing department ask for?"

Excuse me while I go cry in the corner. This is intended to be a funny line in the book, a moment where Navalny is teasing himself in his prison diary, but it's clear he knew what was coming and I'm a wreck.

I am BEGGING anyone who feels hopeless to, at the very least, read or listen to Chapter 15 of this book. Do not let crooks take you hostage. Do not just look down at the table. As long as you CARE about people, there will always be a community to rally.