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DNF

While curiosity of the mysterious disaster compelled me the affair made me strangely anxious. DNF.

Nope couldn't do it. Sooo boring and featuring her standard formula of a group of lifelong friends who hate each other and who I wouldn't spend 10 minutes with on a bet. The simpering narrator I want to shake and slap a la Airplane and her cliche rich bitch best friend being the worst of the bunch.
I'm waiting for the next Girl in Cabin 10 or Turn of the Key.

Jeez this is tedious. I think I give up. I feel like I'm eavesdropping on teenagers and it's boring as hell.

I am only half way through this book and I love love love it. It's food porn XXXXX!