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Forcing myself to put this down for a little bit. 😳

DON'T TRUST ANY OF THESE PEOPLE!

My husband picked this one out for me semi-blindly at Half Price Books. Our marriage depends on me enjoying this. No pressure.

Only Elyse Myers can pull off giving you a pep talk in the middle of teaching you how to fold hospital corners.

I'm going to give this a go even though I already almost gave up six pages in -
More than once, I've picked up a lost little bobble and seen the beauty in its imperfections. I've wondered if I worked hard enough at my bruised and broken bits, if I could be shiny again, too. I've wondered if anyone might ever see me as something precious.

🙄 Oh cripes.

And this is why you keep the hanky panky in the house, folks.

It's like watered down Cormac. That's a compliment.

Praying that T. Kingfisher has the ability to pull me out of this reading slump. 😩

I think a perfect stopping point is after reading, "It's a pee erection. A peerection."

I'm enjoying this (not in a wink, wink way) but need a little break.

"Words are not just words, honey. They are much more than a simple tool for getting your intention across. Words themselves can affect the way you think, and with them, you can influence the way others think. It's never one-way traffic."

What I've liked the most so far is a racehorse named Cough Drop.

Am I finally going to finish this today? Yup!

Well that was depressing. ☹️

This book is hard to put down.
Things I thought I'd never say in a million years for $200, Alex.

Over halfway. You know, I might actually read this thing!