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I should have had a soldier's burial and praise from the Akhaians—not this choking waiting for me at sea, unmarked and lonely.

Ah, the good ol' days. Which should I choose . . . death by bloody war or death by drowning in the sea? 🤔

Just now deciding to try to quickly (re)read a book I haven't read in over 20 years before this weekend's movie release seems like one of my better decisions.

Oh sure. Now we start to ramp up.

Give me a pen. I'm going to cross out all the useless filler in this and turn it into a 200 page book.

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I get it. You hiss. He growls. Can something actually happen in this book now? 😒

*gulp*

Something thirteen-year-old me never said to my dad:
"It'll be worse for you than for me"—she shrugged—"at least I'm not old enough to get horny . . . "

"Whatever I thought this was going to be, it wasn't this."
- Me, giving a rare compliment

Why is this so good? 😭