Two quick notes (because I need to get reading this - it's great and I'm just being lazy):
1. I knew I didn't like that guy the second it said he thought the forest smells like semen. 🤮
2. A reviewer said this gets scary around halfway, so why was I only a few dozen pages in and needing to turn on the kitchen, hallway, AND bedroom lights (and turn off in reverse order) before frantically leaping into bed?
— Oct 07, 2026 06:49AM
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