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Ugh. If only I could tell people this at work.

My TW hoodie came in the mail today!

#notobsessedshutup

I think I have allergies.

I'm not crying.

Shut up.

I'm not.

Ughhh Brett.

"You're a fucking monster!"
[He] laughed, and Will felt the vibration run through his stinging skin. "Why, yes I am, Will. You've only just noticed?"

OMFG. Will is a complete moron.

Shit just got weird...er.

Tentacle porn BR with Rosa!

Loved it! Let's hear it for pornstache!

"Like, what if some of those things that look like scams are the real deal. What if every once in a while, a legit Nigerian prince needs help, but he can't get it because all those fake princes have cried wolf?"

I LOVE this book. It's hilarious. I think I've highlighted every other paragraph.

"I, like, wanted to have his children and shave his face but also feel his mustache sanding my balls and have him teach me how to smoke venison. It was a bounty of contradictions."

Book, you had me at pornstache.

BR with Jennifer☠Pher☠!!!

"And also, you need to pack for a month, keeping in mind that you're going to Phoenix."
He lost me.
"Check the weather; it's a bit warm there."

Back on the MC crazy train!!

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Quinn & Rafe! Yay!

More Kate Daniels with my BR buddy Rosa! Yay!

God, how blind had I been? Very, very blind. Fucking clueless, really. But it's okay, Miro, everyone still loves and adores you.

"Let's go get some pie."
Yay, pie! It wouldn't be a proper MC without it.

Don't be stupid," he retorted, nudging my knee gently with his and then leaving his leg pressed against mine. "Since when don't I eat off your plate?"
He was right. I would let Ian do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. I was his for the taking--as were my potato chips.

BR with Rosa!! Yay!

Hubby: You have a goofy smile on your face. Are you reading dolphin porn again?
Me: Ay, you say that like its a bad thing. And no. It's not dolphin porn. It's King Arthur and Merlin porn. Well, eventually there'll be porn...
Hubby:

Me: *yells at retreating back* Wait! Don't you want to hear about the porn?!

"Perhaps you should negotiate?" Robert glanced at me.
Sure. I cleared my throat. "Move or I'll cut your head off."

That moment when I'm at work and click on a DRitC prompt pic completely forgetting that it most probably will be NSFW.
*surprise cock!*

I knew it was that guy! *self high-five*

Hey Brian,

"Never threaten someone with losing a limb when you can go gorier. Try this next time: Touch me without my consent and I'll gut you with me teeth and then strangle you with your own intestines."

"Why do you always push, Nicky?" Exasperated, Brandon sighed. "Why can't you just leave it where it's good?"
Cupping the cop's chin in his hand, Nicky looked deep into Brandon's eyes. "Because I think we deserve wonderful."