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Otila is 10% done

"I, like, wanted to have his children and shave his face but also feel his mustache sanding my balls and have him teach me how to smoke venison. It was a bounty of contradictions."

— Oct 02, 2015 12:30PM

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Otila is finished

Loved it! Let's hear it for pornstache!

— Oct 07, 2015 11:20AM

Otila is 41% done

"Like, what if some of those things that look like scams are the real deal. What if every once in a while, a legit Nigerian prince needs help, but he can't get it because all those fake princes have cried wolf?"