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This is some of the clumsiest dialogue I’ve ever read

Ch. 24

I fear this is for fans of their podcast and absolutely no one else.

Why wouldn’t you make the “Changes” chapter about the way the company has changed over the years and what AG has become recently? Why is it just more talking about yourself and making inane Spice Girls references? I am SO tired

So ‘The Care and Keeping of You’ as well as Kirsten’s very existence are essentially war crimes but throwing a JonBenet Ramsay themed birthday party is not. I beg your FINEST pardon

“…I was daydreaming of whiteness….” has got to be one of the most pretentious fake-educated sentences in a book about dolls that I’ve ever read

Did you know these authors are millennials

These authors really, really want to make sure we know that they are Down With The Social Justice Youth ™ and it’s exhausting, they are reaching sooooo hard

I’m so irritated lol

The constant monster puns in the prose of this otherwise serious story is taking me OUT

Clawdeen and Toralei are nauseating omg. NOTP idec

They’ve got to be able to sue that pharmacist for malpractice

Be so for real right now. This is just a collection of Wattpad cringe smut what IS THIS.

Are there any stories in this anthology that aren’t just smut???

The audiobook copy on my local Libby is so badly damaged that it’s almost unlistenable so that’s fun

Unapologetically simping for Arthur in this book omg