(Abby) Enter the Phantom’s Reviews > Dolls of Our Lives: Why We Can't Quit American Girl > Status Update

Why wouldn’t you make the “Changes” chapter about the way the company has changed over the years and what AG has become recently? Why is it just more talking about yourself and making inane Spice Girls references? I am SO tired

So ‘The Care and Keeping of You’ as well as Kirsten’s very existence are essentially war crimes but throwing a JonBenet Ramsay themed birthday party is not. I beg your FINEST pardon

“…I was daydreaming of whiteness….” has got to be one of the most pretentious fake-educated sentences in a book about dolls that I’ve ever read

Did you know these authors are millennials

These authors really, really want to make sure we know that they are Down With The Social Justice Youth ™ and it’s exhausting, they are reaching sooooo hard

I’m so irritated lol