Shylah Saunders > Recent Status Updates

I feel sick. Poor Lizzie.

It’s such a drag

Stop it. Darius knows Tory so well. Just fall in love already damn it

I think im in love with Lance Orion

“It suits you,” he said. “What does?” I asked. “Smiling.”
Omg omg omg omg

I am hella sus about Geraldine bro

“We’re in the bathtub a week later when I fall in love with Mollie. It happens all of a sudden. Or maybe it’s been happening all along, and it only takes some bubbles and a good, hard laugh for the realization to finally crystallize.” I’m so in love with Cash myself, god damn.

I. Am. In. Agony.

I’m sobbing

Besides the deed of the house being retrieved, is there a story like, a plot - ANYTHING besides the “that happened too easy” sex that’s happening??????

👀 huh okay

👀 huh okay

Why is it already sad

Why is it already sad

“You hacked the FBI’s website. You put up a list of unsolved cases, with the message that the Bureau was useless, and changed the director’s photo to a cat face.” - Connor

So, Cami shrugged, deciding to play with open cards. “Yes. Yes, I did that.”

MY QUEEN

JEEEE-SUS CHRIST

I’m bored

“Do you think I’m afraid of death? Death and I are secret lovers. We take turns fucking each other every chance we get.” YES EVERLEIGH!!!

I am disgusted 😭 I hate west

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRAM HAS PASSED AND NOW WEST IS THE MAIN MASTER??? No no no no no no no no no no no no no omg this can’t be real