Emily > Recent Status Updates

are job applications actually allowed to ask your ethnicity 🤔

“oh no i have big luscious lips and doe eyes 😔” 🙄🙄🙄

having to suspend my disbelief harder than with any fantasy book here lmao

highkey disappointed so far… it’s pretty boring

i’m so irritated

is rule 8 meant to be in there twice or is that a mistake 🤔

it’s not her fault but i hate the word girlie

still waiting for there to be a plot…

wade is INSUFFERABLE twyla should’ve raised him better

finallyyyy

idk why but the constant use of “this girl” when referring to the fmc is a pet peeve of mine

nobody speak

if a guy gave me nasal strips and said i snore i would be offended and NOT find it thoughtful and romantic 😭

reread time

what the actual fuck… idk if i can finish this now cause i feel sick to my stomach

i’m not having a good time

ughhh they’re talking about sports 🙄🙄🙄🙄

i might be too stupid for this

her first ever play and she’s arguing with the director about shakespeare’s intent… idc if adri is a bitch she was in the right here!!

i’m enjoying it but also the woman with zero acting experience rocks up to an audition and apparently she’s the best beatrice they’ve ever seen 😭

why am i now getting a biography of nathaniel hawthorne