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Trying to break the world record for red herrings in a book. And not even well since I saw all the twists coming from miles away.

And they’re not related 🙄 stop being dramatic.

I cannot force myself to read this any longer

Not the Atticus reference 😭💔❤️‍🩹

Will I ever finish this book?

“Hey siri, call 911.”

Shut up, Andy.
And Lenny is fake.

Yes I do come here often.

I will never understand why people keep things to themselves during an investigation. I would be telling them every detail of my life. What I had for breakfast. If someone stubbed their toe around me. If someone looked at me funny. People out here hiding secret emails and arguments 🙄

Already asking myself if i wanna put myself through this again

I would walk through my worst memories to get to you every single time.

Jackson, I love you.

Meh. I think I enjoyed it. That was the least twisty of Frieda’s twists.

It’s not actually possible these people are that stupid

I’m scared to keep reading.

If I have to read the words “my beautiful monster” one more time, I’m clawing my eyes out.

Not THE dress 😆

We get it. She’s sooooo tiny 🤪

Oh gosh NOT TURTLES no

Annie is being unfair, unsupportive, and putting way too much pressure on Jeanie

What’s it like to have such supportive siblings??

Will I ever get to know what the note said 😭 for crying out loud