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At this rate it’s going to take me a whole year to finish this book!

I call these my sad boy devotionals

It’s gonna take me a whole year to read this at this rate!

I take a cruel joy in imagining the hapless pervert who pruriently reads this book based on reputation getting increasingly frustrated as it turns into a travelogue.

Me: “It’s weird that people call this book erotic”

Humbert: “Charlotte was so disgustingly thicc, her tremulous ass was so fat it made me sick to my stomach. Her enormous mommy milkers made my poor heart quail. The clap of her cheeks will surely return me to the sanitarium.”

Me: “Okay I get it now.”

Has anybody else noticed that this Humbert Humbert guy is no good?

This Uriah Heep fellow *shakes head* no good.

“Loving a ghost can be addictive. Necrophilia of the mind can be far more lonely than simple masturbation” is not a line I expected to read in a Star Trek novel.