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Already really loving this so far

I’m so glad old Jacob came back. That’s my folklorist, lover-of-the-occult, adopted grandfather now.

For whatever reason, I was absolutely convinced this book took place over 100 years ago (at least). So imagine my surprise when the very first pages mention airports and contact lenses 😅

Damn, is Josie’s toxic ex based off of mine? There’s way too many similarities 🙃😅

Oh this gets fucking gross. (I love it)

And what if I said Caro should kiss the Leviathan? What then?

Yeah, okay. I think Beck deserves to be eaten by the Leviathan.

I think Mallory and Caro should kiss. If Beck gets to have a whole wife, Caro deserves to at least have a girlfriend as well.

I know it doesn’t specify what Twilight ship, but *personally* I’d like to think Dorothy was writing Charlisle fanfiction

My toxic trait is that I can tell Beck is a walking red flag but I still think he’s hot.

Arran and Theo are so hot

AKDSJDHFHE THEYRE SO FUCKING SWEET I CANT STAND IT

Have you ever ended up crying into your bowl of cereal at the end of the work day because of the book you’re currently listening to? No? Well neither had I, until today.

Devastated that I have to work tomorrow instead of staying up all night to finish this

Sooo Ediiiiieee *twirls hair* if you ever get bored of your frenemy situationship with Angel *bats eyelashes* you should like totally give me a call

I’ve been struggling for almost a week with what audiobook to listen to because nothing has held my attention. So I figured I would give one of my comfort reads a try and it’s working!

What the actual fuck is going on