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This book is so fucking boring I can’t even explain but I’m in too far to back down now.

Somebody get this author a cold shower

My favourite part of this book is that to make up for the fact that the bibliography is only 3 pages long, every time he references anybody who went to Oxford he makes damn well sure you know that this person went to Oxford.

i have quite a high tolerance for whiny emo edgelord narrators but jesus christ