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my god ...

why is she using a sledgehammer on a brain injury. girl

preparing 💪 working 🏋️ training 🤼 doing what i have to do🤹🧗 to one up⬆️🆙 everyone who will suddenly🙄🙄🙄 and superficially 🤔🤔🤔start liking 🫥the muppets 🐸 once the sabrina 👑👑👑 special ⭐ drops 🎁

this book is definitely meant to make white people uncomfortable no wonder my coworkers are struggling with it so much lol

we are getting a little too real

this is SO addictive it's rare for a sequel of a book with such a unique and weird concept to be even more engaging than the first but this is WILD

'what's the sense in letting people wonder when i'm comfortable telling them?' ate down

now this is an insane introduction of an old vampire. i do love when vampires get compared to felines and have this animalistic rawness

already a favorite. heather reisman you are nothing

why is 'sapphic' one of the main selling points of this book yet a quarter of the book in the sapphics in question have interacted a total of two times ...
i'm not saying it's not sapphic because it is what i am asking should it be the second word on the first sentence of the pitch? i don't think so no

me: oh no he manifested too close to the sun
patrick, immediately: my powers of manifestation are too powerful

'i hate it when reality gets in the way of life' same king

I feel crazy because she's willingly rubbing elbows with proud Republicans, in full cult mentality, and still trying to convince me she was a well meaning innocent bystander. babes

this is actually a horror book with an unreliable narrator i'm so disgusted and not even halfway through

didn't think it could be more beautiful than the first one but somehow it is. momoko you are so loved

i honestly can't tell if this is satire or fully in earnest. either way very funny

a reylo who watched megamind cooked here ...

of all places to steal from, they steal from a library? smh

'how do we get the inevitable sooner?' CHILLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

and HE DIDN'T EVEN STEAL IT???? IT WAS HIS???? mollyana you are starting to annoy the hell out of me i swear to god

makes no sense so far ... so many inconsistencies mainly why is she being so judgemental of my beloved mr preston over the book when she pawned a stolen ring herself ????

not reese witherspoon catching strays

what is a bigger horror, whatever is going on with the gatorade hair diva or a badly guided too fast paced museum tour?

adiba i love you but the concept for this app is so bad and cringe did you ask any coders about this bbgirl

i need ALL men dead

oh i need this man DEAD

if i were aini this would be driving me crazy i would be streaming good luck babe 24/7 she is so so brave

carter ... CARTER

also i have to say most reviews of this book are STUPID when they call the sci-fi aspect of this outlandish or badly thought out because within a three minute google search i discovered just how well thought out this set up was

hetty you instant favorite please stay alive